| Rank | Team | Conf | P | W | D | L | F | A | +/- | FA | AA | +/-A | CB | HB | B | Rpts | LPts | 2s | 2s% | 1s | Max | Min | WMA | LMA | 1st | 2nd | TA | AD | FH | ToL | PpLP |
| 1 | Everton-hunt | Gherkin | 16 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 988 (716) | 943 (748) | 45 (-32) | 61.75 (44.75) | 58.94 (46.75) | 2.81 (-2.00) | 2 | 8 | 10 | 44 | 54 | 267 | 52.15 | 182 | 73 (53) | 53 (34) | 7.6 | 7.6 | 8 | 8 | 17.0 | 8.8 | 1 | 0 | 18.30 |
| 2 | Another Day in Tannadice | Shard | 16 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 1001 (800) | 974 (735) | 27 (65) | 62.56 (50.00) | 60.88 (45.94) | 1.69 (4.06) | 3 | 8 | 11 | 40 | 51 | 314 | 61.33 | 172 | 71 (60) | 55 (42) | 5.6 | 4.8 | 8 | 8 | 18.3 | 13.3 | 4 | 0 | 19.63 |
| 3 | Croissanwich Albion | Gherkin | 16 | 10 | 2 | 4 | 993 (749) | 930 (730) | 63 (19) | 62.06 (46.81) | 58.13 (45.63) | 3.94 (1.19) | 1 | 5 | 6 | 44 | 50 | 280 | 54.69 | 189 | 73 (54) | 53 (40) | 8.0 | 4.3 | 8 | 8 | 17.6 | 9.9 | 0 | 0 | 19.86 |
| 4 | Fontaine of Knowledge | Gherkin | 16 | 10 | 1 | 5 | 945 (755) | 923 (715) | 22 (40) | 59.06 (47.19) | 57.69 (44.69) | 1.38 (2.50) | 2 | 5 | 7 | 42 | 49 | 287 | 56.05 | 181 | 66 (58) | 49 (35) | 6.0 | 7.6 | 9 | 7 | 15.5 | 11.0 | 0 | 0 | 19.29 |
| 5 | Lost on 5 Point Penalties | Shard | 16 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 1017 (711) | 979 (745) | 38 (-34) | 63.56 (44.44) | 61.19 (46.56) | 2.38 (-2.13) | 2 | 2 | 4 | 44 | 48 | 259 | 50.59 | 193 | 71 (52) | 56 (38) | 5.2 | 3.8 | 7 | 9 | 19.1 | 13.1 | 1 | 0 | 21.19 |
| 6 | Wycherley Wonderers | Gherkin | 16 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 952 (751) | 937 (725) | 15 (26) | 59.50 (46.94) | 58.56 (45.31) | 0.94 (1.63) | 1 | 6 | 7 | 40 | 47 | 285 | 55.66 | 181 | 72 (59) | 50 (37) | 9.0 | 12.5 | 8 | 8 | 15.3 | 10.3 | 0 | 0 | 20.26 |
| | Kane Salah Salah | Shard | 16 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 1000 (759) | 952 (702) | 48 (57) | 62.50 (47.44) | 59.50 (43.88) | 3.00 (3.56) | 2 | 7 | 9 | 38 | 47 | 273 | 53.32 | 213 | 71 (56) | 51 (37) | 8.7 | 5.0 | 5 | 11 | 19.1 | 11.1 | 1 | 0 | 21.28 |
| 8 | Neymar I Love Yous | Gherkin | 16 | 9 | 1 | 6 | 982 (759) | 932 (734) | 50 (25) | 61.38 (47.44) | 58.25 (45.88) | 3.13 (1.56) | 1 | 7 | 8 | 38 | 46 | 276 | 53.91 | 207 | 75 (56) | 46 (35) | 10.1 | 6.8 | 8 | 8 | 16.2 | 12.7 | 0 | 0 | 21.35 |
| 9 | 4-0-0 | Shard | 16 | 7 | 1 | 8 | 990 (752) | 1015 (751) | -25 (1) | 61.88 (47.00) | 63.44 (46.94) | -1.56 (0.06) | 3 | 11 | 14 | 30 | 44 | 295 | 57.62 | 162 | 66 (51) | 57 (44) | 3.4 | 6.1 | 10 | 6 | 15.0 | 6.0 | 0 | 0 | 22.50 |
| 10 | Quizhny Novgorod | Gherkin | 16 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 951 (723) | 957 (753) | -6 (-30) | 59.44 (45.19) | 59.81 (47.06) | -0.38 (-1.88) | 0 | 7 | 7 | 34 | 41 | 276 | 53.91 | 171 | 72 (56) | 44 (40) | 9.1 | 11.3 | 8 | 8 | 15.4 | 11.4 | 1 | 0 | 23.20 |
| 11 | Yass Queens Park Rangers | Shard | 16 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 975 (778) | 980 (725) | -5 (53) | 60.94 (48.63) | 61.25 (45.31) | -0.31 (3.31) | 6 | 8 | 14 | 26 | 40 | 288 | 56.25 | 202 | 68 (54) | 56 (41) | 5.2 | 3.9 | 10 | 6 | 17.2 | 8.0 | 0 | 0 | 24.38 |
| 12 | The Czech Hit the Post | Shard | 16 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 1000 (706) | 996 (749) | 4 (-43) | 62.50 (44.13) | 62.25 (46.81) | 0.25 (-2.69) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 36 | 39 | 256 | 50.00 | 194 | 73 (52) | 51 (30) | 7.2 | 8.7 | 9 | 7 | 18.4 | 14.8 | 0 | 0 | 25.64 |
| | Ajax Down Trees | Shard | 16 | 7 | 1 | 8 | 975 (738) | 1006 (757) | -31 (-19) | 60.94 (46.13) | 62.88 (47.31) | -1.94 (-1.19) | 3 | 6 | 9 | 30 | 39 | 274 | 53.52 | 190 | 67 (51) | 51 (36) | 3.7 | 7.1 | 7 | 9 | 16.7 | 10.4 | 0 | 0 | 25.00 |
| 14 | Crystal Memory Palace | Gherkin | 16 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 963 (768) | 989 (765) | -26 (3) | 60.19 (48.00) | 61.81 (47.81) | -1.63 (0.19) | 4 | 8 | 12 | 22 | 34 | 292 | 57.03 | 184 | 70 (60) | 52 (41) | 5.8 | 5.4 | 8 | 8 | 15.6 | 7.3 | 0 | 0 | 28.32 |
| 15 | We Don't Know, Jeff | Shard | 16 | 5 | 2 | 9 | 964 (709) | 973 (736) | -9 (-27) | 60.25 (44.31) | 60.81 (46.00) | -0.56 (-1.69) | 4 | 4 | 8 | 24 | 32 | 258 | 50.39 | 193 | 68 (50) | 54 (40) | 5.6 | 4.1 | 8 | 8 | 17.0 | 11.1 | 0 | 0 | 30.13 |
| 16 | Midfield General Knowledge | Shard | 16 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 959 (705) | 1006 (758) | -47 (-53) | 59.94 (44.06) | 62.88 (47.38) | -2.94 (-3.31) | 3 | 4 | 7 | 20 | 27 | 257 | 50.20 | 191 | 68 (53) | 50 (33) | 6.6 | 7.3 | 8 | 8 | 15.9 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 35.52 |
| 17 | No Hope Solos | Gherkin | 16 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 902 (704) | 963 (756) | -61 (-52) | 56.38 (44.00) | 60.19 (47.25) | -3.81 (-3.25) | 3 | 3 | 6 | 14 | 20 | 265 | 51.76 | 174 | 64 (54) | 45 (33) | 6.3 | 6.7 | 8 | 8 | 17.8 | 9.6 | 1 | 0 | 45.10 |
| 18 | Stephen Hawking's Football Boots | Gherkin | 16 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 875 (753) | 977 (752) | -102 (1) | 54.69 (47.06) | 61.06 (47.00) | -6.38 (0.06) | 1 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 19 | 293 | 57.23 | 167 | 65 (57) | 44 (34) | 8.0 | 9.1 | 7 | 9 | 16.6 | 8.0 | 1 | 0 | 46.05 |